when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
am I chubby or fat ? : the debate I think about but don’t care about cause who cares I still look good as hell
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!!
I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!
You’re a husky, Harry
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
Me talking to my parents
if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.
Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!
OH MY GOSH
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Here are 10 photos (out of 22) from my series Racial Microaggressions. I have asked my friends on the Fordham University Lincoln Center campus to write down an instance of racial microaggression they have faced on a poster for me to take a picture of them.
- Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
The many identities of Stanley Tucci.
#if morgan freeman is god #then stanley tucci is jesus
Never have I seen a more accurate tag.
He’s creepy as shit in The Lovely Bones
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