What If the World Was Crazy And I Was Sane


I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore.
I'm a dancing queen.
And i know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile.
I wasnt jealous before we met, now every girl is a potential threat.
Is there a man out there? someone to hear my prayer.
Gimmie Gimmie a man after midnight.
If you change your mind, Im first in line honey im still free,
take a chance on me <3

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Ask me anything

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

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ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

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A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

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romanticly-in-love:

relationship &amp; advice blog ♡

romanticly-in-love:

relationship & advice blog ♡

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vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

image

Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.
— Ricky Gervaism, Why I’m an Atheist  (via perfect)

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19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

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vanillaplusvanillaswirl:

Yeah, me too. 

vanillaplusvanillaswirl:

Yeah, me too. 

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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

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How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.
— Nina LaCour, Hold Still  (via californiagirlwearingpearls)

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sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

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