This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
when he cums on ur face without warning
Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.
Bish whet? Fuck America
Not true, what they pay for in taxes goes to healthcare and education. We have the lowest percentage of taxes taken out of our income than most nations out there. Which is why they pay less in education and healthcare.
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
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